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1)Good morning…let the stress begin
2)Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
3)I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
4)When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
5)When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity……Albert Einstein .
6)Am gonna Make my Status….better you too Focus on your Status only.
7)Yeah youu ,the one reading my status..Get Lost.
8)Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u :);)
9)Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.
10)Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(
11)Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!
12)Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
13)Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!
14)There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.
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